Essays

The Mystical NYC Deli Cup

Some see trash, some see magic. That’s New York.

Read on The Belladonna

Medium-Delicious Foods

Need a healthy way to not eat all of a snack?
Buy only items that are medium delicious.

Read on The New Yorker, Daily Shouts

Eight Bugs You've Definitely Never Seen Before

You’ve never heard of the Cardigan Moth?! You’ll never forget her.

Read on Little Old Lady Comedy

Virtue Reality

A national Southern Baptist leader calls empathy an "empty virtue," so I watch sermon feeds for our local churches to see if anyone calls him out.

Read on Medium

Hippocrates is the New Spokesman for Hermestia™ But He Did Not Sell Out

“If an asp bites me, I could sprawl on the floor of the Asclepion on the off chance mighty Asclepius and his invisible daughters heal me with holy snakes, but I’d rather depend on science. Which I came up with, you know?”

Read on Medium

Bash a Busch

They are not having it! (A Bud Light.) 🦄
A page animated with Procreate and code.

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No Wait for Refills

My birth flower is the Blooming Onion. I’m a vegetarian, still obsessed with chain steakhouses.

Read on The Gutter

The Revolution will be Risograph

The Luna Moth and Miami zine fest hosts talk about zines as resistance, and a source of joy. Plus, an interactive directory of 200+ US festivals.

Southern Cross (Technical Version)

My new lyrics for Crosby, Stills & Nash’s Southern Cross will make you run away. Twice.

Read on The Haven.

Giant Space Robot Junk

Happy March of Robots 2024 to all who celebrate.

Hourly Comic Day 2024

A small comic for every hour I was awake.

“Mud Hole” for 24-Hour Comics Day 2023

You know that field you cross on your way to somewhere else? Yeah. My spooky tale for 24 Hour Comics Day 2023.

Rock Nog

Pushing front end code to the LIMIT with an EXTREME-ly faux webpage for vegan eggnog.

Hourly Comic Day 2023

A once-a-year and, probably, once-in-a-lifetime feat of drawing one’s day, hour by hour.

The Pandemchicks in “Brocolli”

Be glad these guys aren’t your roommates.

Barnaby, No!

A comic tale of being cozy inside while Labradors roam OUT THERE.

“Donna” for 24-Hour Comics Day 2022

Be careful who you f*ck with on a beautiful spring day in the East Village. A creepy comic for October.

Descend and Reign

When you’re gay married, no one person does the “dirty work.” I catch and release the spiders. I don’t do crawl spaces.

I Sniff You

Twenty-four bad haiku, illustrated, about our very best friends.

Upstairs Neighbor

A starling got into the house. Spoiler alert, she didn’t poop on “Laura Dean Keeps Breaking Up With Me.”

Houses with Faces

You too will stare at the hydrangeas.

The Curb Piano

Our neighbor, a music teacher, moved away and left a piano on the curb. You won’t believe what happens next.

Rhiannon Zine

Peruse my first digital zine. You will love to love her.

Taking Temps

Reopening America, one alien cocktail at a time.

Read on The Belladonna.

Noise

Protests in Flatbush, Brooklyn, May 30, 2020

Read on Medium

Sheltering in Space

Losing our north star of security, but surviving zero gravity in the first few months of COVID in Brooklyn, NY.

Robots Buying Coffee

In New York City, the bodega ATM is already your bank. In 2025, they become that guy in the coffee shop.

Read on The Rumpus.

Flutter & Buzz

Beetles, brooms, and moving home to help my mom at 80.

Read on Hobart Pulp.

Just Add Soup

Thank goodness for flavor packets.

The Reveal

Realizing how queer I look in front of this electric billboard, and not minding one bit.

Read on Spiralbound.